Camel Pastic Surgery - repost

I've generally be ignoring the Michael Jackson trial, but as I caught a short blurb on it today, I got to thinking about all the animals at his ranch. If the guy is vain enough to make the monkey's wear diapers, do you think he makes the rest of the animals get plastic surgery? Like maybe he get's silicone hump implants for the camels or something. Give then a pair of 84 DD humps.