Reality Morning Shows - repost

And speaking of morning news shows like GMA, where are reality morning shows? We have reality TV for everything else. I would love a reality morning show. You could call it "Wake the hell up you lazy prick." Just follow some average family around their morning going crazy and yelling at each other in a sleep deprive half-conciousness. Kids have last minute report cards that need to be signed, dad's lost his fucking keys again and mom's gotta hit the stash of vodka hidden behind the Frosted Flakes because she's tired of dealing with everyone. Or better yet, get a morning news show that just tells you what you need to know. Tom: "Overnight, some shit happened that you really don't care about and don't need to know about until you drag your weary ass home through traffic this evening. Here's Dan with the weather and traffic." Dan: "Thanks, Tom. If you want to know what the weather is like, open a door. Or, if you don't have a door, open a fucking window. Traffic is going to suck. And hard. Just like every day. There may be an accident but even if there is, there's nothing you can do anything about it. So sit there. It's not like you can afford to just call in sick to work there, Mr. and Mrs. Second Mortgage. So sit there and just like the prison bitch you are and take it up the ass. Back to you Tom."