Christmas Presents
Whatever happen to the good Christmas presents? Some people give watches or DVD, or hell, DVD players. Why not be a REAL friend and give a hooker. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a gift certificate to the local massage parlor.
posted by rpalmeira at 11:25 PM
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I didn't know they had gift certificates.
My guess is the gift certificate was created by somebody who just had to say, "you know, i probably cuold care less, but i don't know how i would express that, so here, have this little slip of paper that says 'i put in five minutes of thinking and couldn't come up with anything.' Anyway, i hope it works out for you. and if at some point, you don't find the people at the massage parlor to be cute enough, well just remember, it's the tought that counts, so think that if you could get any on your own, you wouldn't be at a fucking massage parlor and be grateful for it."
That would be my guess.
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