Battle of the Bands

I think that in a true battle of the bands the winners should be able to random execute one of the losing bands, just to set an example and show the rest of the bands that they're serious. When someone from Bulls Hit pulls out an AR-15 and puts a bullet into the head of the bass player from The Tongues, you know the rest of the bands are going to fall in line. It is after all a fucking battle and you've got to take that seriously.

Plus you just know some crazy fucking is going to go all Jihad on it and try to put a suicide bomber on stage during that fuck awful seven minute drum solo. And really, we should all appreciate that.