Superman

I don't understand how it is that Superman can stand for "truth, justice and the American way." The guy leads a double life. He lies consistently to everyone around him when he's Clark Kent and the motherfucker has the audacity to claim FIRST among his three values "truth"? Something in this does not equate. That's like a porn star saying she stands for "chastity." And yes, I realize that her name could be Chastity, but she sure as fuck doesn't stand for it. But you expect better from Superman right. I mean, the guy's bulletproof, he's super fast but he lies like a goddamn politician. How the hell he says he stands for "truth" just totally befuddles me. I bet he's a Republican.