My BEST idea yet

I hereby copyright, trademark, patent and register all rights over my most impressive idea EVER.

a bookstore with a bar.

Hear me out. You meet lots of interesting people in a bookstore. Usually either really smart people or really dumb (but good looking) people hoping to get smarter. But a bookstore, if they have anything besides books, usually have a coffee shop. You can sit there and sip your latte but that isn't going to help get the cute redhead skimming through The Da Vinci Code, to end up naked on your couch. Bar in a bookstore. I'm fucking brilliant.