Thursday, January 17, 2019

patent pending

I’m a damn genius. I just invented this thing. It’s like a selfie, but instead of standing there like an idiot with your arm stuck out, you get someone else to take the picture for you. They can get a whole group a people in a shot. They can check to make sure the picture is in focus. It's the next big thing in tech. I'm going to sell it to Instagram for a boatload of money. Get in on this now ladies. I’m going to be a fucking billionaire once my patent comes through.

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