Development

Okay, yeah but seriously, we stand on the precipice of self-driving cars, and humans stepping foot on another planet. We can do genetic modification down the base pair with CRISPR. We can 3D print everything from children’s toys to working firearms. We can make life-threatening diseases a chronic nuisance and in some cases cure them outright, we can split the atom and then bang subatomic particles together, we can gaze the heavens and use the light from distant stars to see backwards in time. Still, the best you can do is fucking shoelaces? A technology we’ve had since like the 12’th century? Seriously? Fuck you humanity, fuck you hard.