TV

Medical science tells us that dead people can’t tense muscles. That means no bladder control and, while I’m not one to hold it in until something bursts, you’re not always near an available toilet. So I’m a little disappointed that your various CSIs, SVUs and NCISs don’t accurately depict the normal occurrence of a dead body shitting itself. When a model in a slinky white gown gets shot by a revenge-seeking sniper who then tries to frame her photographer, she’s not just dead. She’s dead in a partially brown dress. And I think that for the sake of medical accuracy, this deserves more airtime.