Sports

It is entirely possible I just heard my neighbor orgasm to the sight of another grown man scoring a goal of some kind. Nobody should be that enthusiastic about a game they’re not playing in. Unless they have some serious cash riding on the game, and if you’re living in my neighborhood, you don’t have serious cash. But then I guess if I didn’t have loud motherfucking neighbors, how would I know if the team I don’t care about, playing a sport I can’t identify did marginally better than other team.