Smartphones

who has opposable thumbs? I do. Beat that two smartphones that I now carry, either of which has more computing power than NASA did when they put a man on the moon. Both of which can give me turn by turn directions and account for traffic, both of which could allow me to update FB yet I do it from my laptop because that keyboard is so damn small only a child or an Elf could properly use it and, both of which constantly correct my spelling and yet don't seem to know the word "fuck" which makes spellcheck useless because that's like 20% of my daily vocabulary.

 so yeah, I carry two phones that are smarter than me. I also have opposable thumbs. So suck it Apple and BlackBerry. Just suck it.