Cleanliness

I guess I've come to realize recently that sometimes it's okay if the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. The right hand is probably doing something sketchy, possibly illegal, and the left hand likes the idea of plausible deniability.

I mean really, I'm a guy, my social life is so bad that I would make a suitable sacrifice to the volcano gods.

Hell, the cleanest thing in my apartment is my browser history and I still wouldn't want you to see it so deniability is a good thing.