Miracles

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. But Jesus goes and gives a bunch of people fishes and loaves and that's a miracle? They still don't know how to fish, farm or bake bread, but it's +1 for the holy trinity? It would be a miracle if he could have taken fishes and bread and turned them into Philly Cheesesteaks. And even more of one if he taught the people how to make them

Heck it would really be miraculous if all those people suddenly realized that they were being used as scapegoats in a theological disagreement between the Abrahamic religions and their descendants were going to end up either being victims of suicide bombs, suicide bombers or in the  case of the Roman Catholics, worst of all, Italian.