Monday, March 18, 2013


Does anybody else think the story of Sleeping Beauty is a little date-rapey?

So when my ex says I should have acted more like a prince does that mean I should have drugged her, dragged her into the woods and had my way with her? Harassed more midgets? Developed a women's shoe fetish? Rub a bunch of lamps and get a monkey to help me steal shit?

I mean really. If you wanted a solid relationship where you knew where your boyfriend was 24-7, date a guy in prison. The only time he'll cheat on you is when he drops the soap.


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