Book deals

I had someone mention to me a while ago that I should actually start collecting some of these thoughts into a coherent order and put them into a book. Which led me down the path of wondering what kind of book deal I could get. Which makes me wonder...what kind of book deal did God get for the Bible? I really hope he got at least a couple of points on the back end. And I'm hoping God was at least as smart as Lucas with Star Wars and got to keep the merchandising rights.