bombs on planes

Here's the thing with trying to smuggle bombs in your clothes. It's boring. I mean if you're a terrorist, have some creativity. You've got shoe bombers, bombs in pants. What these people need are fashion designers. I bet if you got like Chanel to design a line of terrorist clothes, she could jazz it up some. What they really need is like a Victoria's Secret line of explosive lingerie. 'cause I'd love to see someone try and smuggle four pounds of C4 in a thong. Try to smuggle explosives in a half a cubic inch of fabric bitches.