I ammend my previous statement

After having just gotten off the phone in a conversation best described as "awkward" (oh and you have to say it with that upwards inflection) I revise my definition of my perfect woman. I've decided I'd like a girl who only loves me for my money, but sucks at math.

And I tell you what, it's a damn good plan. The line of women would be long. So long they couldn't even count how long the line is.






....so like three.