thought of the day 2009 12 11 - Christmas for environmentalists

Carbon taxes, global warming fears, anti-logging environmentalists; doesn't it seem odd that we keep killing a shitload of trees every year just to decorate them with lights that will burn down our homes? We should stop that. Just let the trees be. If you want to decorate them, fucking plant one outside and run and extension cord and decorate that shit outside every year. You'll save yourself the hassle of dragging that bitch in and having to keep up with cleaning all those stupid needles.