thought of the day 2009 12 08 - America is #1 !!!!!!

So I realized something after I came home from Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is freakin' awesome. The entire day is about eating and drinking yourself into a stupor and then trying to recover in time to sit around in a mall parking lot from 10 PM until the next morning to score one of the limited supply of some ridiculously cheap product. This is the kind of holiday I can get behind. It's like something that America should advertise. We should put it on pamphlets we give to all the people who apply for immigrant visa's and get denied, just to rub it in their faces. Like "sorry guys, we know you're all starving in your third world country where the poverty rate is 99% and you only eat every other day, but here, we've got so much food that we send everybody home with food and still throw half of it away. keep hoping you can get here bitches, because American Thanksgiving is awesome!"

On the other hand, I have to wonder, how come Turkey's never seemed to be a threat for the bird flu?