thought of the day 2009 06 29 - Santa

Meth addicts I can understand. You constantly look emaciated and you have to keep breaking into peoples homes to steal shit so you can get your next fix. But Santa, the entire concept of Santa creeps me out. It's a really fat guy who breaks into your house to leave stuff behind. He's like the exact opposite of a tweaker. But then he's got to be on something to make it around the entire world in one night. I bet the rest of the year he's in detox or rehab and once he's recovered, they let him go about his shit, next thing you know, he's breaking and entering again. Repeat offender, it's a sad story really.