Sunday, June 14, 2009

thought of the day 2009 06 18 - divorce

I think that if people got married in a church, they should be made to get divorced in a church. Enough with the lawyers already; if you made a set of vows in front of a pastor or priest or rabbi or wiccan representative of the moon goddess, you should be forced to make a set of inverse vows in front of the same.

You get rid of the whole "love, honor, obey" thing and instead it's basically, "do you vow to hate, disavow and badmouth this person to all your friends as long as you both shall lie?"

"I do."

"great, now take the ring off her finger and hand if over to that pawn shop broker who will then give you about 40% of what it's worth but that's fine because you won't have any money anyway since you'll be paying child support for the next 15 years plus alimony. And with that I pronounce you the creepy mid-life crisis guy who hits on 20 year olds and embittered cougar who slept with the pool boy. Amen."


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