Economic Stimulus Plan - repost

Here's my economic stimulus plan that has the added benefit of increasing voter turnout, especially among the younger voters. FREE BEER! Show your voter receipt at any participating bar and receiver a voucher for two free beers, federally funded. Two beers isn't enough to get drunk but it is enough to get people to vote. They vote, then they drink. Two beers encourages them to buy more, and maybe have something to eat, thus providing revenue for bars, restaurants and food services. When they drink too much, the drive home drunk, end result being more auto accidents which provides more business for insurance companies and medical professionals further simulating the economy, especially in the already high growth, high revenue health care sector. After they recover they need to drive home but since they crashed their cars, they'll need to buy new ones, promoting auto sales and with auto sales, manufacturing jobs can stay in the US. It's the circle of drinking, by offering two free beers we increase voter turnout, provide economic stimulus to small business owners of restaurants and food service workers, keep health care industry revenues high and prevent US manufacturing jobs from being outsourced to Mexico. I'd like to see either Kerry or Bush top that shit.