Captain Planet is a damn terrorist

So I was thinking about this recently and yeah the guy saves the planet. But think about this for a sec. 1) International paedophile - He's got kids from all over the globe that he has running around the globe for him and 2) Terrorist - He's destroying duly sanctioned business development projects across the globe. Not only does he violation the domestic laws of just about every underdeveloped country, further increasing poverty and destroying private property, he violates international law and considering the dude can fuck with lava and make giant trees pop out of the earth, he's violating human rights conventions as well. Goddamn hippie terrorists.