Things Science Doesn't Know

 Some things science doesn't know:

- does God exist?

- is there other intelligent life in the universe?

- what happens beyond the event horizon of a black hole?

- If time travel exists in the future and Hitler exists in the past, does that mean there was somebody worse than Hitler that someone successfully went back to kill as a baby? Like John Connor or something?

- what's the best drugs to take just because it's Monday?

- if a vampire drinks a hemophiliac's blood, is that like a normal human drinking a light beer?

- a parsec is a unit of length/distance, not time, so what the fuck is this brag about Han Solo and the Kessel run supposed to be about?

- who was the crackhead that came up with associating the Easter Bunny with eggs?

- The movie Avatar made that much fucking money, why?

- what is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?

Things Science Knows:

- the world is not flat.

- climate change exists.

If you can't get on board with at least those two basic things, the rest of the conversation with you, like your continued participation in society, is a waste of fucking time.