Sunday, October 14, 2018

Vocabulary

We need new words. The coverage of the storm aftermath in Florida over the past couple days I've heard at least four people describe the damage as "unimaginable." One of those was Gov. Rick Scott.

IT'S A FUCKING HURRICANE. You can't imagine the damage of 14 ft. storm surge and 150+ mph wind?

Plus, it's Florida. In the past couple of weeks a woman tried to bring an 'emotional support squirrel' onto a flight in Orlando, a guy stole $1M in cable service from Time Warner (which, I had Time Warner, their service was shit, so I CAN'T IMAGINE what $1M of shit service looks like), another guy used a pinterest template to print counterfeit money on a library computer and then posted an ad to sell it on Facebook, and a gas station microwave required a sign reminding customers not to use the appliance to warm urine. But damage from a storm is "unimaginable"?!?!?!

We need new words. Or maybe just people with better imaginations than Rick Scott.

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