Messy

A couple of weeks ago I was sorting through stuff to make a donation to Goodwill and came across an old DVD of the first Blade movie, which I finally got around to popping into a DVD player the other day. How come the vampire movies have so much blood and gore? Vampires drink blood right? That one scene in the warehouse, that's like me deciding to take a shower in clam chowder (insert your own Manhattan clam chowder joke here, you know, because it's the red one, ha...ha...ha...) This makes no sense. I thought vampires were supposed to be all romantic and shit. They're such messy eaters. Nobody watches a toddler throw strained carrots around a table and goes "whoa, that's hot!" unless they're a Catholic priest. You can't walk around in a white shirt with such bad table manners. And it's not like any of them do their own laundry. I simply cannot buy into the premise of a monster that has this little respect tor table manners or dry cleaning.