Racist

Have I heard the song Despacito? Sure.

Do I know who sings it? Nope.

Do I understand what they're saying? Maybe like three words that I think I recogize from the Spanish I picked up from TV and movies and a few more I can guess from the Latin roots. 

Do I like it? Sure, it may not say much, but it's better than Coldplay. 

Why do I like it? See, now that's the tricky one because anything I say at this point is going to sound racist.