Soup

Ugh. I should have known better. I do know better. And I have nobody to blame but myself. I mean, its Reddit. This is already a bad start. It’s like citing Urban Dictionary in a formal court filing: it’s done but should incite deep feelings of shame an embarrassment. Whatever, mea culpa, I was on a deep dive into some seafood recipes and I should have known better, but I ended up there and started clicking links and suddenly I’m looking at like a dozen pop-up windows of hentai tentacle porn. And you know what? None of them are practicing safe sex. I mean if J was a possible risk for contracting HPV I can’t imagine what kind of fucked up octopus chlamydia these people are being exposed to. This creature goes sticking tentacles in random orifices and I’m pretty sure it’s not taking a shower, let alone antibiotics. The general infections alone would be horrible. A cuttlefish UTI is not a laughing matter. All I’m saying is, if you’re going to go fuck a squid do it safely. No glove, no tentacle love. You don’t know where there suckers have been. 

Also, I’m done eating sushi for a little while now, but I’ve got a decent recipe for fish head soup if anyone is interested.