Saturday, January 06, 2018

Service animals

Outside the grocery store is a sign that says no pets or animals allowed, with an exception below for service animals in which it specifies in parenthesis dogs or miniature horses. Dogs, okay that's pretty obvious. But specifically miniature horses kind of throws me. I mean a helper monkey at least has hands. And a regular horse you could ride up and down the aisles like you're in Braveheart giving a rousing speech to some Scottish warrior poets, but a miniature horse? How is that animal of any service? What are you servicing besides the bin full of apples and loose carrots? Thing is, now I really want a miniature service horse just so I can bring it into the store.

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