Writing

There’s two versions of basically the same sketch that I’ve been trying to write for the past hour. In the first, it’s DJT and Kim Jong Un on the phone like two teenagers but instead of saying “no you hang up first” they’re saying “no, you’re the worst” and it ends with Assad and Putin (in drag) as the parents yelling at them to shut up and hang up the phone. The other version is a rip off of the old Abbott and Costello “Who’s On First” routine but instead using DJT, Putin, Kim, Assad, Erdogan, Mugabe and Maduro, only I can’t find a good rhyme for “Erdogan” to end it.