Saturday, April 15, 2017

Spoiler Alert

You know why Jesus isn’t going to come back today? Hipster assholes writing Yelp reviews of the fishes and loaves. Look, I know there’s things I can learn from the Bible, but humans evolved as storytellers. It’s how we learn. And church to me seems like a waste of time. I already know the ending of the story: spoiler alert - Jesus dies.


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