Saturday, April 15, 2017


I think Jesus probably died at a good age. If you go to heaven, do you get to choose your age when you’re there or are you just whatever age you are when you died? I mean if you died as an infant it would kind of suck to go through eternity with limited mobility and no bladder control. Kind of the same thing if you died at 80. So if you’re just whatever age you are when you died, then Jesus picked a good age to be in heaven. Old enough to be mobile and not get carded at bars, young enough to still be good at sex.


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