Saturday, April 15, 2017


I once had a job as a security guard (while I was in college) and I know it’s really more like customer service than actual security, but I could put a badge on a fucking Roomba, that doesn’t make him goddamn Robocop. I recognize your authority as equal to the guy who greeted me on the way in. Smile, wave and point me in the appropriate direction.


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