Sunday, April 02, 2017


According to the 20 spam emails I just got, a child predator has moved into my neighborhood. I think I’d like to meet him (or her, let’s not be sexist). I think it would make for an interesting conversation. Like at what point in the family tree did someone reproduce with a dingo? How does one get into that line or work, I wonder? That seems like a minor in college that you might not want to fess up to. Maybe not, maybe it’s got a really good 401K plan and attracts very detail oriented people.


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