Sunday, April 02, 2017


I genuinely dislike at least one of my married friends now. Telling me crap like “I miss being single, dude, you’re lucky you can sleep with anyone you want” which is crap. You can’t sleep with anyone you want. You can sleep with anyone who is willing to sleep with you. And that distinction marks a much smaller percentage of the population which, much to my disappointment, does not include Jessica Alba.


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