carry on

It’s not a “carry-on” if you idiots feel it necessary to roll your luggage through the entire plane and can’t be bothered to just lift the damn thing the last 15 feet from the jetway door to your seat. It’s already a crowded and confined space, God forbid you should be inconvenienced by other, less incompetent people trying to get to their seats so we can goddamn leave on time.