Saturday, April 29, 2017

Gun Control

Guns should only be sold in ugly colors. It’s harder to keep thinking guns are cool if you have to shoot something that’s colored bubble-gum pink with neon orange polka dots. And your drug dealer is less menacing if he’s holding a rainbow shotgun. Unless he’s selling at a pride parade and the shells are filled with confetti...or lube.


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