Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Measurement

If we’re going to legalize marijuana, which seems fine to me, I think we need a better unit of measure for it. Even alcohol has a proof level, but I can’t tell if this brownie is going to make me relaxed or paranoid. And I can’t rightly see a cop stop you and try to figure out “on the scale of cancer patient to Phish concert, how stoned are you?”

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