Better than toast

Every time I see them, I think, "you know, that cinnamon roll looks great. I would love one with the cream cheese frosting." Then I have one and it's just meh. I mean, not bad, better than plain toast but not spectacular. I feel a little disappointed. It's like what I imagine I would feel if I actually got to have sex with a supermodel. Or is that supposed to be "hope" instead of imagine? Just so my world doesn't shatter. Who knew breakfast could be so existential? 100% Kona coffee though. And given that I didn't get to sleep until after 3 it's probably better than sex with a supermodel.