Disease

Ebola, MS, AML, Kuru, the goddamn flu. Why are all the diseases so fucking annoying? This makes me question any "intelligent design" or divine intervention and science at the same time. Given all the possible combinations of genetic material, there should be at least one fun disease where like, every time you sneeze you have an orgasm. And your Rx is for pollen and pepper or whatever. But the lack of even one fun disease means we've been failed by both God and statistical probability. And until you can get bitten by something and grow bigger boobs I will maintain this position.