NyQuil

As colds go this one has been pretty mild. Mostly just congestion and some aches, mild fever for a couple of days. But it has made me appreciate the wonder of NyQuil once again. I am little worried that despite feeling like crap, there was still a part of the day where I was conscious enough and not miserable enough to think about sex. And that is unfortunately one thing that NyQuil can’t solve. Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, yeah, but blowjob, not on that list. I’m not complaining, I’m just worried that at some point in the future, my priorities will shift or technology will win out and one day NyQuil will be able to perform fellatio and I will never need women again.