Second Date

Okay, this is probably inappropriate, but I was on a second date (rare enough) and at some point in talking we came to realize my waist is like the same size as her chest and her waist is about the same size as my chest. There’s a 69 joke in there but at the time, I couldn’t stop chuckling at myself, when she asked why I said “because I think that means my body type is ‘sitcom stereotype lesbian’”. I doubt there will be a third date.