again, I reiterate, Panda Express is a bullshit name.

I stopped by Panda Express for dinner and for $9 a fucking plate that's got to be like half grease, I expect some salt & pepper panda or kung pao river dolphin or orange...well, not chicken, but some endangered bird. Really any nearly extinct species would do. If I can't get fried panda and get it really damn fast I call bullshit on your restaurant.