Tuesday, November 29, 2011


There's actually a town named Surprise in New York and another Surprise in Arizona.

Personally, I can't imagine who would live in either of those towns, but I certainly know how Surprise, AZ got its name. Some guy got shitfaced drunk in Vegas and got married. By the time he sobered up he was in the middle of fucking nowhere, he turns over elbows his soon to be ex-wife awake and says "where the hell am I and who are you?" and in an appropriately hung over state she yells "Surprise. Arizona!"


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