Vets

What the fuck is special about seminarians? I like animals, but there’s no way that an animal doctor can be that smart. Humans have all kinds of specialists. There are whole specialties devoted to just single parts of the human body. There are doctors who devote their entire lives to just feet. People feet. And people only have two of them. You’re telling me one doctor has the capacity for all sorts of different animals? Cats, dogs, whatever. Two feet, four feet, any number of feet, one guy knows it all. Fish don’t even have feet. I call bullshit.

Litters of puppies, kittens, calves of various types, eggs of various types and this one profession is supposed to cover it. You can’t possibly be that good in that many areas. Either it’s a scam or the people doctors are just slackers. “What brain surgery. Sure you can do that on people, but I can perform a bypass on an Emu and then do an appendectomy on an ocelot. Top that bitch.”