Optimistic About Time Travel
Ok, here's some mind bending philosophy for you:
I can take as proof that time travel will never exist, this fact: Hitler was still Hitler. That's it, that one little thing tells me that time travel cannot, and will not ever happen. Because the fact is, if time travel was remotely possible, someone would have come back and killed Hitler, one of history's biggest douchebags.
If Hitler is still Hitler, and Stalin is still Stalin, there can be no such thing as time travel. And if there is time travel, it means that someone came back and killed Dan. "Who's Dan?" you ask? Well you'll never know it, but he was a bigger asshole than Hitler and Stalin combined. He tortured puppies for fun, raped a panda bear every day just because he could, etc., etc. If time travel does in fact, or will ever in fact exist in the future, then someone had to come back in time to kill that asshole Dan and let Hitler live.
Now all of that means, if you're an optimist, the type of person who would like to believe that anything at all is possible and time travel might exist, then you are ALSO of the belief that, relatively speaking, Hitler wasn't all that bad; that Stalin, having sent millions to freezing cold deaths, is, again, relatively speaking, was kind of an okay guy and that Dan is the biggest asshat of all time. That's right: optimists support Hitler.
I can take as proof that time travel will never exist, this fact: Hitler was still Hitler. That's it, that one little thing tells me that time travel cannot, and will not ever happen. Because the fact is, if time travel was remotely possible, someone would have come back and killed Hitler, one of history's biggest douchebags.
If Hitler is still Hitler, and Stalin is still Stalin, there can be no such thing as time travel. And if there is time travel, it means that someone came back and killed Dan. "Who's Dan?" you ask? Well you'll never know it, but he was a bigger asshole than Hitler and Stalin combined. He tortured puppies for fun, raped a panda bear every day just because he could, etc., etc. If time travel does in fact, or will ever in fact exist in the future, then someone had to come back in time to kill that asshole Dan and let Hitler live.
Now all of that means, if you're an optimist, the type of person who would like to believe that anything at all is possible and time travel might exist, then you are ALSO of the belief that, relatively speaking, Hitler wasn't all that bad; that Stalin, having sent millions to freezing cold deaths, is, again, relatively speaking, was kind of an okay guy and that Dan is the biggest asshat of all time. That's right: optimists support Hitler.
posted by rpalmeira at 10:52 PM
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