Book Store Monopoly

So I went to a Borders yesterday, not really realizing that they were going out of business. Everything was on sale which was nice. They even had the board game Monopoly. Which made me wonder why the hell is Baltic less expensive than Connecticut? It's in a much better location, right next to Go where you get paid. And Connecticut is right next to the jail. In real fucking life, you tell me if the property values next to a prison are higher than the property value next to the bank headquarters? Baltic is right around the corner from Boardwalk. Unless you're at like the USC campus, you don't go around the corner and make such a huge jump in tax brackets. That's just bullshit.