Spiderman

I wonder about the logistics of being Spiderman anywhere except for New York City. It just wouldn't work. Like if Spiderman came to Hawaii. A) that costume is just not beach friendly. The hot and the sand. I mean, if he can stick to a building, I'm sure he could stand up on a surf board, but would he really want to? And it's not like we have many buildings he could swing on. I mean "downtown" is like two city blocks. If there was a crime, how would he get there? Swinging between coconut trees, not as useful.

And Spiderman in the Midwest? You cannot, try as you might, swing from a goddamn corn stalk.

I would however, like to see Spiderman in Arizona. Going from cactus to cactus just trying to dodge spines.