Fourth of July Weekend

I'm not impressed by the Fourth of July weekend. I don't really get the weekend off. I'll be writing training materials. I am however, impressed by the people who wrote the Declaration of Independence. The words are good and all, but ultimately I'm impressed because they wrote all that shit out longhand, with NO SPELLCHECK. How much less impressive would that document have been as a series of tweets or FB wall posts?

and I would love to see what else Jefferson would have put on his blog..."dude, just hooked up with this chick Sally Hemmings... I wonder if I need to change my FB status?"