Basic Philosophy

Basic philosophy: if you're going to ask me to spend my time doing something, then I'm not going to half-ass it and do a crappy job. I get that you lazy fucks only want to collect a signature and a commission check, but I don't make any more money based on the fact that you do shitty work, so if that makes me a prick, okay. I'm not doing it half-assed and if that makes me an asswhole I'm fine with that.